17 Tinder Bios That Get an Immediate Swipe Left

1. Because true intellectuals can use proper grammar.

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2. Because I can’t tell how much of this is a lie and how much is the truth. 

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3. Because Asa smokes kittens.

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4. Because I have no idea what’s going on in this bio.

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5. Or this one. 

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6. Because Shane makes unnecessary acronyms.

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7. Because I don’t use people for their Costco memberships.

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8. Because Sean’s a player.

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9. Because I’m not hipster enough for a guy who’s probably equally mainstream.

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10. Because I don’t have the slightest idea how to say his name.

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11. Because Jordan loves his sport so much that he keeps it a secret. 

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12. Because I’m not an acolyte.

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13. Because A-roll is having an identity crisis.

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14. Because this is what James is doing with his Cornell education.

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15. Because I like pizza.

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16. Because I love oatmeal raisin cookies.

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17. Because no.

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For more Tinder posts, check out 15 Guys You’ll Meet on Tinder and The Boys of Tinder. Or read about the time my Tinder date pulled out a gun

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